themoosethepietheassbutt:

fishingboatproceeds:

itseasytoremember:

IS THAT JOHN GREEN??????

Yes.

is that John Green as well

Johnception

(Source: murrayed)

turnntechgodhead:

One of my favorite scenes in [S] Cascade.

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(Source: foodloverbabe)

(Source: lilium)

meme-spot:

wisdom tooth

babyferaligator:

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

ok but how much with this coupon i got 

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

antst00fs:

fuckme-bradtollman:

tehkukikookie:

S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods

“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”

fuck you

palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti

(Source: dacaprio)

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.